I am always satisfied with the best.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A smiling face always has a painful heart.
Life is a game, let’s make a high score.
May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.
A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.
I have the simplest tastes.
So many assume. So few know.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
The person who hates you, loves you the most..
I’d far rather be happy than right.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
I’d far rather be happy than right.
Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
My life can be measured in hours
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.