I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
Expectation Brings Tears In Your Life.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
Loyal females DESERVE the best. Remember that ?
Always remember you are unique just like every one else.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier
I can resist everything except temptations
If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Comparison is the thief of joy.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
We repair what your husband fixed.
I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.