Mistakes are good, but improved mistakes is success.
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
Men speak less at home as wives are good with knives.
The greatest achievement is to outperform yourself.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I hate math but I love counting money.
Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me.
Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
Do unto others before they do unto you.
I Can’t See Myself Without You.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity
Home Is Where The Heart Is.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
Be Careful As I Draw You I Can Delete You.
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.